So, are you tired yet of hearing of my early pregnancy woes? Then I suggest you mosey along, because here I go again.
Instant messages sent to Boss:
Ug.
I know why you always forget how awful you feel during the first trimester. It is evolutionary necessary, lest the species no longer exist.
I may lie down on the floor. Don't be alarmed if you see me in a heap.
I am still considering lying on the floor. Wondering if my exhaustion/nausea overpowers the whole "man, that floor is dirty" issue.
I have a meeting tomorrow far far away in a little podunk town. They will give me a lunch meat sandwich for lunch. What are my risks for toxoplasmosis? Let's ask Dr. Google. Prognosis: Death and Destruction. I think I will bring a SunButter and Jelly as a backup.
Additionally in this whiny disjointed post, it is National Delurking Day or some crap like that. And while I wouldn't mind a feeble waggle of the fingers from the comment section, I understand if you want to stay hidden. I lurk a bit myself.
I hope you all feel much much better than I do!
/whinebitchmoan
8 comments:
It is absolutely an evolutionary necessity. And also, I don't think a MALL BATHROOM floor is too dirty to lie down on, provided you put a paper towel under your cheek.
Well, I'm not a lurker (here), but HI! I hope you start to feel better soon. It's such an awful feeling, especially when you have to work and take care of two little ones at home too.
Mmmmm.... sunbutter! I hope you feel better soon!
~d e v a n
Oh darling, do feel better. I remember those days all to well...not easily forgotten. But you've done this before, and you know that it will disapear in a flash. Thinking of you, and always lurking :)
Oh dear. Feel better soon! Please!
Oh man, I still don't know if I believe the crap about lunch meat, but that didn't stop me from being paranoid and not eating it my pregnancy.
I remember EXACTLY how it felt to be first trimester pregnant. EXACTLY. I remember that I slept for three days in a row, two weeks in a row over christmas and new years. God I was sleepy. To me, I think it's not that I forget how bad it was, it's that I don't care - of course I'm not going through it right now. Then I'll care, and I'll be all "god I was dumb."
I'm sorry you feel like poop.
waggle waggle
Hi! I hope your meeting goes well, lunch and all.
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