Oh, man

I HATE dogs.

Big massive smelly and LOUD. I swear, if I were the kind of person who owned a gun...Well. I won't say that because I might incriminate myself in a later crime.

If they don't shut the hell up immediately, I swear I am not responsible for my actions.

*Ahem*

Merry Christmas everyone! Peace and quiet on earth! (That is what I am wishing for.)