Shorts

• Took Brother to piano lessons. Parked in Piano Teacher's driveway.  Piano Teacher's Husband comes to the car and asks me to move it to a spot 15 feet away. I figure, I am blocking his car in. He is going somewhere.
  
  He goes back into the house and sits on the sofa. Thirty minutes later, I emerge with Brother from lesson. Husband is still sitting on same place on couch. I determine that he is rock-sucking jerkface and just wants to boss me around to watch me obey.
• Honey is making a Cherpumple for Thanksgiving. Google it. I'll wait.
  
  Honey may be insane.
• I have stupidly hired a guy to paint my shed...Friday. Which means I have to go buy paint sometime between right now and Friday morning. Stupid.
• Honey bought me flowers because I had a hard day and my staff drove me crazy and the children are screamy. He is a good Honey.
• I just want to go to bed, but instead I have to make turkey brine in which to brine a turkey. No, I can't skip it, Mother. So. Off I go to make fancy salt water. Catch ya later.